I bet you didn’t know I had a criminal* record, did you?
Relax, it’s not THAT exciting, but a funny story this way comes:
It was November, 2005.
I was in my senior year at the University of Minnesota. I commuted from my parents’ house in the suburbs and parked on a street in the nearby neighborhoods. This particular day, a Minneapolis police officer happened to notice that my licence plate tabs had expired and left a friendly little reminder for me in the form of a ticket.
I threw it in my glove box and promptly forgot about it.
Fast forward to April, 2006
I was driving out to meet a friend and before I even got on the highway, I see flashing lights behind me. I wasn’t speeding, I didn’t think any taillights were out, I was confused.
I found out the hard way that when you forget to pay a ticket like the one I’d received, your license gets suspended. I didn’t know that. So, there I was, driving around the Twin Cities suburbs with a suspended license.
I apologized, and asked the officer if I could drive home with him following me if necessary.
Nope.
Apparently driving after suspension is a “jailable offense” – and, NO, I did not go to jail. Settle down, this story isn’t that good. I did, however get a ride home in a cop car while my car was towed about 10 miles away.
I was kind of freaking out. Clean record, good kid. Never even had a speeding ticket and a cop was bringing me home?! I texted my sister through the tears I was trying to hold back so as not to alarm my parents when a police car showed up in the driveway, me in the backseat.
Moving on, shall we?
I took the ticket to court, pled guilty to a lesser offense so as not to have my license revoked. That lesser offense?
Awesome. Though, honestly, if you know me is kind of funny. I was one of those good kids. Sure, I screwed up from time to time but talking in class was about as “nuisance” as I got. So, imagine my delight when a few weeks later the Cottage Grove Bulletin listed in their little crime section:
“Doniree Denise Walker, 22, public nuisance.”
I got a lot of crap from my friends and almost WISHED I could’ve told them I was hosting a raging party, when in fact the truth was a lot more boring.
Fast forward to this summer
I was pulled over for speeding near my house (40 in a 30 in a definite speed trap; I should’ve known better). First time pulled over for speeding in 10 years, and I knew I was wrong. So, I didn’t try to pretend that I wasn’t. I told the officer I was sorry. I explained that the reason my address on my license was outdated was because I’d just moved (uh… 6 months ago…). She gave me a warning for the speeding and asked me to please update my license to reflect my current address.
I said thank you, and drove off (slowly, under the speed limit).
Present Day
My car is just asking to be pulled over. My rearview mirror is dangling from the top of the car (IT FELL OFF, HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!). I’ve tried to fix it a couple of times, but it never sticks. Also, I just switched insurance, so while I am insured, I don’t have the paperwork with me to prove it yet. And finally, as it is now again November (oh, she comes full circle, finally), my tags are expired.
(THEY’RE IN THE MAIL, MOM. I PROMISE)
I’ve been driving around like this for about a month, and I’ve known it was only a matter of time before I got busted.
That happened this past Thursday morning at approximately 7:50am on my way to work. And to think I almost took the highway. The cop shop is RIGHT THERE. Sure enough, karma looked me square in the eyes and said,
“Alright, missy. You’ve been toying with this for too long – time to take responsibilities for your actions!”
So, I was again polite, respectful, etc. I knew I was wrong.
The result? I did get a ticket for the address on my license being out of date (totally deserved, I’d already been warned), a warning for no proof of insurance, a warning for expired tabs, and NO MENTION of the broken rearview mirror.
Am I lucky? Maybe. Cute? Maybe.
But polite? Definitely (Thanks, Mom and Dad). I dodged two tickets this year without even asking for anything because of what I honestly believe was just showing some respect. Also? I’m fully aware that third time’s a charm or whatever and will not play with fire again.
So the lessons?
- Well, first of all, don’t do what I did and wait that long to take care of things.
- Manners go a long way! I get a lot of gruff from my friends about being “too polite” and for my Southern hospitality having stuck with me despite having been an ex-pat of the Dirty Dirty for over 13 years. To them, I say - BOOYAH. How many tickets have you gotten out of for saying, “Yes, sir”?
- A clean driving record doesn’t hurt either
Anything on your record you’d like to share? How about lesssons learned the hard way?
* Ok, not really criminal as the State of Minnesota considers Pubic Nuisance to be a petty misdemeanor, like a minor traffic violation, not a criminal offense. I know, I did the research.
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haha nice! and being polite really does go a long way! and I totally just changed my license address last week and I've been at my apt for a smidget over a year. oops! (only reason why I changed was because I had to renew it anyways. lol)
Wow. That is a LOT of times to be pulled over. Do you have gangsta rims or something??
Hey now. I've been pulled over… 6 times in 10 years: 2x for speeding (notickets), once for expired tabs, once for not having my headlights on, oncefor a taillight out, and then this last one for the tabs. I'm hardly agangsta, though now I sound really lame.
Hopefully your ticket for the out-of-date address isn't too high! Hopefully they'll just MAKE you change it. Good luck!
Luckily, I've never had a ticket. :knock on wood: Recently, Husband got pulled over for expired tags. I mean, we never look at the back of our cars, so it was an honest mistake. He immediately renewed the tags, but he has to go to court in a couple weeks for the ticket. =/
I can not believe that your rearview mirror is STILL HANGING FROM YOUR WINDSHIELD!!! Seriously. Also, i've been pulled over four times in three days. i've got you beat.
LOVE YOU!
No way! You rebel!!I have never, ever been let off of a ticket. When the police pull me over, it costs me money every time. Although I might attribute your ticket avoidance entirely to hanging out with Rachel- that girl has magic when it comes to getting out of tickets! Maybe it can spread through gchat?
Wow. That's ridiculous, and I'm so glad that you didn't get in anymore trouble. This is just another example of good manners taking you a long way. And always help you out. (:I was once pulled over for running an orange light in BR. FOUR cops sped out of the neighborhood and descended upon me. Obviously, I pulled over, freaked out and was given a ticket for running the red light. (It was a crappy intersection. No turn signal on the light. Someone didn't have their lights on, I pulled into the intersection, realized there was a car, slammed on my brakes, and turned when the light was turning red.) I was going to be in Italy that summer during my court date (I was going to contest it), and the officer told me to call and reschedule it for August. Apparently, the date on my ticket was a Saturday, so it was automatically rescheduled for August. When I went to the courthouse in August to simply pay the ticket (I didn't want to contest it anymore), I learned there was a warrant out for my arrest for not showing up for court or paying my ticket. I freaked, obviously, and was assigned another court date. So when I went back for that one, I explained what happened. They thought I had forged the ticket. Luckily, a lawyer helped me out, had the offense downgraded and explained what happened with the ticket. I was let off with a non-moving violation and didn't have to pay the $200 warrant fee. Thank goodness!Sooo now that I've written a novel on your site, I'm going to head back to work…
Hey now. I've been pulled over… 6 times in 10 years: 2x for speeding (notickets), once for expired tabs, once for not having my headlights on, oncefor a taillight out, and then this last one for the tabs. I'm hardly agangsta, though now I sound really lame.
Ha, I've had a couple similar experiences this year. Expired tabs and no proof of insurance, thankfully I only got a warning on the expired tabs and the insurance was cleared up after the fact. Being polite is so important, even when the world sticks it to you.
Luckily, I've never had a ticket. :knock on wood: Recently, Husband got pulled over for expired tags. I mean, we never look at the back of our cars, so it was an honest mistake. He immediately renewed the tags, but he has to go to court in a couple weeks for the ticket. =/
Lucky? Yes. Cute? Yes. Polite? Definitely.You crack me up Doni.
I'd avoid riding ANYwhere with Rachel then. She's a bullseye too, got Nicole in trouble twice. Then again, her bf's a cop, so… that might get you out of trouble.Are you not a safe driver, Matt?
No way! You rebel!!I have never, ever been let off of a ticket. When the police pull me over, it costs me money every time. Although I might attribute your ticket avoidance entirely to hanging out with Rachel- that girl has magic when it comes to getting out of tickets! Maybe it can spread through gchat?
I can totally relate to the "not updating your address on your license" thing. I've been in Philly for 5 years now and my license STILL has my Pittsburgh address on it. I guess I should get that changed, eh?I actually had a bench warrant out on me earlier this year because I forgot to pay a $116 ticket. It was really awesome when I got the phone call from the county courts. And even awesomer when I got 5 notices from the PA Dept. of Transportation telling me they were REVOKING MY CAR PLATES and that I had to turn everything in or they would CRUSH MY CAR. Yeah, that was fun. And I totally learned my lesson.1.) pay all tickets as soon as you get them2.) have a good insurance agent (my insurance agent got me out of the complete mess with the Dept. of Transportation. THANK GOD.)
haha nice! and being polite really does go a long way! and I totally just changed my license address last week and I've been at my apt for a smidget over a year. oops! (only reason why I changed was because I had to renew it anyways. lol)
Wow. That's ridiculous, and I'm so glad that you didn't get in anymore trouble. This is just another example of good manners taking you a long way. And always help you out. (:I was once pulled over for running an orange light in BR. FOUR cops sped out of the neighborhood and descended upon me. Obviously, I pulled over, freaked out and was given a ticket for running the red light. (It was a crappy intersection. No turn signal on the light. Someone didn't have their lights on, I pulled into the intersection, realized there was a car, slammed on my brakes, and turned when the light was turning red.) I was going to be in Italy that summer during my court date (I was going to contest it), and the officer told me to call and reschedule it for August. Apparently, the date on my ticket was a Saturday, so it was automatically rescheduled for August. When I went to the courthouse in August to simply pay the ticket (I didn't want to contest it anymore), I learned there was a warrant out for my arrest for not showing up for court or paying my ticket. I freaked, obviously, and was assigned another court date. So when I went back for that one, I explained what happened. They thought I had forged the ticket. Luckily, a lawyer helped me out, had the offense downgraded and explained what happened with the ticket. I was let off with a non-moving violation and didn't have to pay the $200 warrant fee. Thank goodness!Sooo now that I've written a novel on your site, I'm going to head back to work…
Wow. That is a LOT of times to be pulled over. Do you have gangsta rims or something??
Ha, I've had a couple similar experiences this year. Expired tabs and no proof of insurance, thankfully I only got a warning on the expired tabs and the insurance was cleared up after the fact. Being polite is so important, even when the world sticks it to you.
Story of my life with my car.
You trouble maker you!
Too funny! We actually got a ticket for expired plates on our van while it was parked in the street next to our house. We weren't even driving it! And we honestly had no idea the plates were expired b/c we never got a renewal notice. Fine? $113! For a van whose plate renewal is WAY WAY less than that. Seriously, what kind of cop stops and tickets a parked car? Seems they have way too much time on their hands.
Ha, yeah my ticket was on my PARKED car also. I hate that.
I got pulled over once for hitting a curb in a drive through and the cop thought I was drunk. She made me call someone to come & get me, took my keys away, and threatened to "book me," if I couldn't find a ride home. That was NOT a pleasant night. Fortunately that didn't make it on my record, though. Probably because she knew i wasn't drunk and that she was just being anal. The kicker!? She went through the drive thru after all this and left me and my friends standing in the cold since she had my keys. Oh, the shame.
Yeah, I've definitely been pulled over multiple times — two speeding tickets, but I was let go a couple times also. Thank goodness for boobs. I mean, kindness
Lucky? Yes. Cute? Yes. Polite? Definitely.You crack me up Doni.
Hahaha I love it! This past summer, I too procrastinated on getting my tags renewed so one lovely summer night I was driving home alone from a water park, with Glenn driving in his car behind me {I can't remember at the moment why we took two separate cars}. Anyway I see a cop behind me and I KNOW I'm getting pulled over so I start mentally preparing myself until I realize two things 1) I'm in only my bathing suit. 2) My wallet is in my beach back in Glenn's trunk. So imagine the look on the cops face when he walks up to my door and flashes his flashlight inside my car to find me half naked with no license or registration. He asked me where I was coming from and after I told him, asked me if I had been drinking {I don't blame him, what 24 year old goes to water parks?! In my defense we went with a big group of similar-aged friends lol}. Luckily I was able to text Glenn who had gone a different route home and be brought back my wallet and all was well. I didn't even get a *real* ticket, just a fix-it one.I guess I looked good in that one-piece.
I got a pretty nasty speeding ticket last fall, in November, I think, driving home from work. It was totally deserved. I was jamming out to a new CD and completely forgot to pay attention to how fast I was driving. I was beautifully nice (my dad's a cop, I know how to handle this stuff) and was given the option of going to traffic school or paying a ginormous fine. I chose traffic school. It was a laugh, but the ticket was never put on my record. Fair trade off, I'd say.Since then, I've been obeying every known rule to a T– I can't afford to screw up right now.
I'd avoid riding ANYwhere with Rachel then. She's a bullseye too, got Nicole in trouble twice. Then again, her bf's a cop, so… that might get you out of trouble.Are you not a safe driver, Matt?
I can totally relate to the "not updating your address on your license" thing. I've been in Philly for 5 years now and my license STILL has my Pittsburgh address on it. I guess I should get that changed, eh?I actually had a bench warrant out on me earlier this year because I forgot to pay a $116 ticket. It was really awesome when I got the phone call from the county courts. And even awesomer when I got 5 notices from the PA Dept. of Transportation telling me they were REVOKING MY CAR PLATES and that I had to turn everything in or they would CRUSH MY CAR. Yeah, that was fun. And I totally learned my lesson.1.) pay all tickets as soon as you get them2.) have a good insurance agent (my insurance agent got me out of the complete mess with the Dept. of Transportation. THANK GOD.)
I get out of tickets with The Big Bad Truth. Like the time I was doing 10 over in a school zone. "Sorry, officer, I'm late for choir practice." Or the time I rolled through a stop sign. "Sorry, officer, I really need a tampon." (Seriously, that's why I was racing home.) Or that time I did 50 in a 30. "Sorry, officer, I just got off work and I'm just anxious to get home."Luckily, I was never pulled over during the 15 months I lived in Illinois and had Indiana license plates and drivers license… Right now I know I have a brake light out, but I'm lazy. And at least my plates are up to date.
Well…I don't have a clean record, let's preface it with that. But I have a relatively clean record, in this state at least. I had just taken a handful of delicious magical mushrooms and hopped on the east bound train, I had maybe a half hour until my world went sideways…and it was going to close. I did not buy a ticket for this east bound train, as i tend not to do, though I had already received for such an offense. Second time fine is a big one indeed. Twenty minutes later I pulled into the hollywood station and bumped into a small transit cop, a wiry little man, I barely saw him there. He asks for the ticket. I have none. I give him my ID to start the citation writing process, because these drugs are going to hit soon, and then it could all get a bit more serious. He passes me off to the cute jamaican transit cop lady and we start the dance all over again. I'm guilt. I know this, write that ticket, write now cutie with your beautiful voice, I'll pay it straight cash chickie-boo…as I trail off…the sky has started melting. She tells me I have a strange attitude and writes me a warning, the purple in the sky goes well with the purple of her eyes…warning, yes a warning…thank you. That was a close one.
I miss Sal Riley.(And still love this story)
Hahaha I love it! This past summer, I too procrastinated on getting my tags renewed so one lovely summer night I was driving home alone from a water park, with Glenn driving in his car behind me {I can't remember at the moment why we took two separate cars}. Anyway I see a cop behind me and I KNOW I'm getting pulled over so I start mentally preparing myself until I realize two things 1) I'm in only my bathing suit. 2) My wallet is in my beach back in Glenn's trunk. So imagine the look on the cops face when he walks up to my door and flashes his flashlight inside my car to find me half naked with no license or registration. He asked me where I was coming from and after I told him, asked me if I had been drinking {I don't blame him, what 24 year old goes to water parks?! In my defense we went with a big group of similar-aged friends lol}. Luckily I was able to text Glenn who had gone a different route home and be brought back my wallet and all was well. I didn't even get a *real* ticket, just a fix-it one.
I guess I looked good in that one-piece.
You trouble maker you!
Too funny! We actually got a ticket for expired plates on our van while it was parked in the street next to our house. We weren't even driving it! And we honestly had no idea the plates were expired b/c we never got a renewal notice. Fine? $113! For a van whose plate renewal is WAY WAY less than that. Seriously, what kind of cop stops and tickets a parked car? Seems they have way too much time on their hands.
I got pulled over once for hitting a curb in a drive through and the cop thought I was drunk. She made me call someone to come & get me, took my keys away, and threatened to "book me," if I couldn't find a ride home. That was NOT a pleasant night. Fortunately that didn't make it on my record, though. Probably because she knew i wasn't drunk and that she was just being anal. The kicker!? She went through the drive thru after all this and left me and my friends standing in the cold since she had my keys. Oh, the shame.
Yeah, I've definitely been pulled over multiple times — two speeding tickets, but I was let go a couple times also. Thank goodness for boobs. I mean, kindness
I got a pretty nasty speeding ticket last fall, in November, I think, driving home from work. It was totally deserved. I was jamming out to a new CD and completely forgot to pay attention to how fast I was driving. I was beautifully nice (my dad's a cop, I know how to handle this stuff) and was given the option of going to traffic school or paying a ginormous fine. I chose traffic school. It was a laugh, but the ticket was never put on my record. Fair trade off, I'd say.Since then, I've been obeying every known rule to a T– I can't afford to screw up right now.
Well…I don't have a clean record, let's preface it with that. But I have a relatively clean record, in this state at least. I had just taken a handful of delicious magical mushrooms and hopped on the east bound train, I had maybe a half hour until my world went sideways…and it was going to close. I did not buy a ticket for this east bound train, as i tend not to do, though I had already received for such an offense. Second time fine is a big one indeed. Twenty minutes later I pulled into the hollywood station and bumped into a small transit cop, a wiry little man, I barely saw him there. He asks for the ticket. I have none. I give him my ID to start the citation writing process, because these drugs are going to hit soon, and then it could all get a bit more serious. He passes me off to the cute jamaican transit cop lady and we start the dance all over again. I'm guilt. I know this, write that ticket, write now cutie with your beautiful voice, I'll pay it straight cash chickie-boo…as I trail off…the sky has started melting. She tells me I have a strange attitude and writes me a warning, the purple in the sky goes well with the purple of her eyes…warning, yes a warning…thank you. That was a close one.
I miss Sal Riley.(And still love this story)
Ha! How funny! The same thing (unknowingly driving with a suspended license) happened to my best friend a couple years ago… I had to go pick her up after the police officer (the OFFICER, not her) called me on her cell… ah, memories.Anyway, I'm glad you got off with the warnings … all those tickets would have quickly added up and been quite expensive!
Ha, yeah my ticket was on my PARKED car also. I hate that.
Hahaha. I could take a page from your politeness. I've had a state police officer call BACK UP on me. That was fun. And I, too, had my license suspended. But I was pregnant and terrified of driving, so I went a full 7 months with an invalid license. AWESOME.
Ha! How funny! The same thing (unknowingly driving with a suspended license) happened to my best friend a couple years ago… I had to go pick her up after the police officer (the OFFICER, not her) called me on her cell… ah, memories.Anyway, I'm glad you got off with the warnings … all those tickets would have quickly added up and been quite expensive!
Are you kidding me? Gotta take care of 'things'….!!!!!
Are you kidding me? Gotta take care of 'things'….!!!!!
LMAO!Love yaPops
LMAO!
Love ya
Pops
And this is why I don't drive.
I really shouldn't. My car's a disaster.
The same sort of thing happened to me once, Erin! I turned into an intersection driving home in the middle of the night from Chris' house years ago, and 3 cop cars turned their lights on right behind me and sort of beeped their sirens. I thought for sure I was going to get pulled over for something, and became so nervous and freaked out by them that I then ran a redlight WHILE THEY WERE RIGHT BEHIND ME.They didn't stop, and I figured that they just laughed and laughed about that all night long.
And this is why I don't drive.
I really shouldn't. My car's a disaster.
You're a great woman , miss. Anyhoo since law here is much more…corrupted, I usually just bribed my way out of the ticket if i can't talk it out. I'm usually then set on my way again :p
I seriously had no idea that you can get a ticket for not updating your license. I haven't updated mine in, get this, 17 years!
The same sort of thing happened to me once, Erin! I turned into an intersection driving home in the middle of the night from Chris' house years ago, and 3 cop cars turned their lights on right behind me and sort of beeped their sirens. I thought for sure I was going to get pulled over for something, and became so nervous and freaked out by them that I then ran a redlight WHILE THEY WERE RIGHT BEHIND ME.They didn't stop, and I figured that they just laughed and laughed about that all night long.
You're a great woman , miss. Anyhoo since law here is much more…corrupted, I usually just bribed my way out of the ticket if i can't talk it out. I'm usually then set on my way again :p
One summer between college years, Heather and I were driving to the Apple Valley Wal-mart late at night to to buy paint to re-do her bathroom, and sure enough a police car was right behind me. Rather than, you know, acting normal, I drove SO slow- paranoid they would pull me over. Sure enough- they did. And I got the only ticket I've ever gotten- for expired tabs. I think this must be a Walker women genetic trait.
Another time (also with Heather, ironically), we were driving around St. Paul the year of all the Lucy statues. She and I made it a goal to find ALL the Lucy's, and it was late, dark, and we were apparently in a drug neighborhood. We got pulled over and the officer questioned what we were doing and didn't believe us! We actually showed him the digital camera with all the pics we had taken that evening. (We are REALLY cool. I bet you wish you hung out with me more. But that's beside the point.) We were warned that we were in a dangerous neighborhood and the officer confessed that our slow driving and frequent u-turns led him to believe we were on a drug run. 
Two other (non-exciting) pull overs were for an illegal u-turn (got a warning) and speeding. At the time of the speeding ticket, I got a warning for speeding AND was told to update the address on my license- I had just moved in with Jeff a couple of months earlier. Apparently this failure to update licenses runs in our family, too!That's about it for my run-ins with the law!
Oooh! And I just remembered two other times I got pulled over…. both because the officer thought I was driving under the influence. What actually happened was:1- I was just changing cds in my car and must've swerved over the line a couple of times.2- I had just finished a really LONG several days of babysitting and had been paid cash (and lots of it!) for the job. I was trying to count my cash while driving and again- swerved. Maybe I should focus only on driving….
One summer between college years, Heather and I were driving to the Apple Valley Wal-mart late at night to to buy paint to re-do her bathroom, and sure enough a police car was right behind me. Rather than, you know, acting normal, I drove SO slow- paranoid they would pull me over. Sure enough- they did. And I got the only ticket I've ever gotten- for expired tabs. I think this must be a Walker women genetic trait.
Another time (also with Heather, ironically), we were driving around St. Paul the year of all the Lucy statues. She and I made it a goal to find ALL the Lucy's, and it was late, dark, and we were apparently in a drug neighborhood. We got pulled over and the officer questioned what we were doing and didn't believe us! We actually showed him the digital camera with all the pics we had taken that evening. (We are REALLY cool. I bet you wish you hung out with me more. But that's beside the point.) We were warned that we were in a dangerous neighborhood and the officer confessed that our slow driving and frequent u-turns led him to believe we were on a drug run. 
Two other (non-exciting) pull overs were for an illegal u-turn (got a warning) and speeding. At the time of the speeding ticket, I got a warning for speeding AND was told to update the address on my license- I had just moved in with Jeff a couple of months earlier. Apparently this failure to update licenses runs in our family, too!That's about it for my run-ins with the law!
Oooh! And I just remembered two other times I got pulled over…. both because the officer thought I was driving under the influence. What actually happened was:1- I was just changing cds in my car and must've swerved over the line a couple of times.2- I had just finished a really LONG several days of babysitting and had been paid cash (and lots of it!) for the job. I was trying to count my cash while driving and again- swerved. Maybe I should focus only on driving….
Wow, MN punishes you for incorrect address on your driver's license? I'd be screwed if MO did that, mine is two addresses and five years out of date on that part. Here they just care if your registration and insurance are right – lucky, because who wants to put up with the DMV every time they move?Also – got out of an expired tabs ticket by telling the cop that my ex-fiance was supposed to renew them but we had just broken up and he had all the car stuff and I didn't know what to do. And it was the TRUTH.
Wow, MN punishes you for incorrect address on your driver's license? I'd be screwed if MO did that, mine is two addresses and five years out of date on that part. Here they just care if your registration and insurance are right – lucky, because who wants to put up with the DMV every time they move?
Also – got out of an expired tabs ticket by telling the cop that my ex-fiance was supposed to renew them but we had just broken up and he had all the car stuff and I didn't know what to do. And it was the TRUTH.
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