I love bacon as much as the next person (when I’m not busy being a pescatarian).
I like it for breakfast, on my burgers, in my salads, on my potatoes, just about every way you’re supposed to like bacon. I even think things like bacon bandaids and bacon chapstick are clever and funny. Maybe even a little bit awesome.
But what I can NOT get behind, what I do not support, what I believe should not exist in any form is this:
From the makers of Baconnaise, I give you… Bacon LUBE!?
The tagline, “because everything should taste like bacon.”
Um. I’m just going to raise a hand here and offer up my own personal little HELL NO.
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I would file this under Places Bacon Does NOT Belong.
that's pretty nasty lol
Let me be the first to say, that this is the absolutely most fantastic product on the market today. Not exactly new, bacon grease has tradionally been used as a personal lubricant in ancient civilizations dating back to 5,000 BC, roughly. In my extensive study of South American indigenous cultures, I have repeatedly come across examples of bacon and bacon flavoured proudcts used in a sexual manner. It all comes full circle, get on the bandwagon while there's still room!
-Sal Riley, Professor South American Studies, Yale.
I'm gonna call this one an April Fools' joke that was posted a half hour too early. Funny though!
I wish this were real. Seriously. HELL YES!
So gross!
OH MY GOD NO. I mean YES! But NO.
Lube? Eiww. Why not just wrap it in the real thing?! hahahaha.